Showing posts with label ANSOL. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ANSOL. Show all posts

Thursday, June 3, 2021

Another Anniversary

I have another story anniversary. A Nerd Story of Love was published ten years ago. This was my first foray in romance/humor. I love me a good NerdWard. He's also sweet, tattooed and when he and Bella meet, a virgin. 

A Nerd Story of Love on FFn 

A Nerd Story of Love on AO3

A Nerd Story of Love on Stars

A Nerd Story of Love on fanfiction.online

A Nerd Story of Love on Wattpad

Geekward and Nerdella...two lost souls who just want love and to be loved. ExB, AH





This story began an entire series ... here are the other stories within the series. 


Follow along as Sexy Geek Boy and Nerdella continue to grow as lovers and parents. Be aware, there is danger around the corner. What, you ask? Read and find out! ExB, AU/AH






Geekward and Nerdella going back to Geekward's 20th high school reunion...craziness ensues! An ANSOL Outtake. Takes place after the end The Geek's Guide to Parenthood and the beginning of Surviving the Teenage Dream.



Puppy Love takes place between The Geek's Guide to Parenthood and Surviving the Teenage Dream. 

Kyra is in eighth grade, Owen in seventh. Mia and Masen are both in third grade. Masen, on his way home from school, finds a dog hiding in the bushes. He takes him home, hiding him his bedroom. Edward and Owen are sneezing something awful and they cannot figure out why. There will be kid cuteness, SGD/Nerdella loving and dog adoption (along with some major allergy medication dispensation). 

Poor SGD ...



They survived falling in love and having four children. Now, Geekward and Nerdella are parents of teenagers. Say a prayer for them for they are in for a bumpy ride. But, a ghost from the past is rearing his ugly head. Follow along as Geekward and Nerdella deal with having teens, battle with the blast from the past and why is Demetri hugging a cow? ANSOL/TGGTP Sequel. ExB AH/AU






I still cannot believe that I've been writing fic for over ten years. It's gotten me through so much! Thank you to everyone who has supported me from the beginning and who continue to support me as we move forward in the future. 










Sunday, April 12, 2020

30 Days of FanFic ~ Days #1 - #3

I’ve been doing this in my Facebook group: Tufano79′s Twilight Fanfiction Appreciation. TwiFanfiction Recs has created a 30 Days of Fic calendar to get us through this uncertain time. You can check out the days here.

#Day1: Fics that make you laugh

I’ve written a handful ... The first one is A Nerd Story of Love
Geekward and Nerdella...two lost souls who just want love and to be loved. ExB, AH


https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7049287/1/A-Nerd-Story-of-Love



Don’t forget its sequel: The Geeks Guide to Parenthood
Follow along as Sexy Geek Boy and Nerdella continue to grow as lovers and parents. Be aware, there is danger around the corner. What, you ask? Read and find out! ExB, AU/AH


https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7294451/1/The-Geek-s-Guide-to-Parenthood




And the third in the trilogy: Surviving the Teenage Dream
They survived falling in love and having four children. Now, Geekward and Nerdella are parents of teenagers. Say a prayer for them for they are in for a bumpy ride. But, a ghost from the past is rearing his ugly head. Follow along as Geekward and Nerdella deal with having teens, battle with the blast from the past and why is Demetri hugging a cow? ANSOL/TGGTP Sequel. ExB AH/AU


https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8738263/1/Surviving-the-Teenage-Dream



I also have a stand-alone humorous story: Friends with Benefits
Bella and Edward have been friends for as long as they could remember. Bella was just dumped by her boyfriend, Paul and Edward had been single for a long time. One thing leads to another after a night of drunken passion. Bella suggests to Edward that they be friends with benefits. What happens when one realizes that they want more?


https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10534497/1/Friends-with-Benefits




#Day2: A Fic that reminds you of your childhood.

I have two. One was written by one of my favorite authors, someone who supported me when I started writing fic. Higher by SexyLexiCullen. It brings back memories of when I was in high school.

Summer of 1994: Dial-up internet. Pagers. Walkmans. AOL chat rooms. O.J in a white Bronco. And blazingly hot weather in Brooklyn where eighteen-year-old Bella Swan is filling her days making ice cream sundaes before she starts college. But one long night – full of Ecstasy, subway rides, dark dance clubs, and a boy she doesn't want to stay away from – may change everything.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9254112/1/Higher



The second one is one that I wrote ... loosely based on my college experience. La Cantante.

Bella is a freshman in college studying to be a music teacher. Edward is a pre-med student at the same school but secretly wants to be a musician. They both meet and sparks fly. However, Bella's past may make it difficult. ExB, AH EDITED and REPOSTED!


https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6566267/1/La-Cantante




#Day3: A fic you never get tired of ...

This is a story that I love and I’ve reread more times than I can count. This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees.

Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5540509/1/This-Is-Not-My-Life








Thursday, April 14, 2016

Multi-Fandom Awards ... The VOTE is OPEN!

The Fanatic Fanfics are hosting  Multi-Fandom Awards! I received the news that I had been nominated for fifteen different awards.

Dear tufano79,

CONGRATULATIONS! The Fanatic Fanfics Multifandom Awards would like to inform you that you have been nominated in the following categories:

1. Favorite Angst Fanfic - Buying Love
2. Favorite Comedy Fanfic - Surviving the Teenage Dream
3. Favorite Complete Fanfic - A Fresh Start
4. Favorite Complete Fanfic - Finding Love Through Music
5. Favorite Complete Fanfic -  Friends with Benefits
6. Favorite Complete Fanfic - Surviving the Teenage Dream
7. Favorite Complete Fanfic - The Next Chapter
8. Favorite One-shot Fanfic - High Seas
9. Favorite Romance Fanfic - A Nerd Story of Love
10. Favorite Romance Fanfic - Buying Love
11. Favorite Romance Fanfic - Figure Eight
12. Favorite Romance Fanfic - Friends with Benefits
13. Favorite Romance Fanfic - The Geek's Guide to Parenthood
14. Favorite Work-In-Progress Fanfic - Buying Love
15. Favorite Veteran Author

Voting will start on April 11, 2016. We will take votes for three weeks before closing on May 2, 2016.

Feel free to let your readers know about this event, and may the odds be ever in your favor.

-Fanatic Fanfics Multifandom Awards
 awards. fanaticfanfics. com

Well, voting is now open! You can cast your vote here: Fanatic Fanfics Multi-Fandom Awards. You can vote for up to five choices per category, but only voting ONE time. It would mean the world to me if you could take a moment out of your day and vote for one of the stories I have up for the awards. Voting closes on May 2nd with the winners being announced on May 16th.

Thank you for reading and for voting!

Hugs,

Josie 'Tufano79'











Sunday, April 3, 2016

Some More Good News!

I'm happy to say that I'm on the mend. Today, I woke up feeling like a human. I'm still tired and weak from this bout with this stomach bug, but my stomach is not doing flip flops at the mere mention of food. So, positive for me!

It also helped with my weight loss plans. Not eating for almost four days, yeah, can make you lose weight. I think I'm down fifteen pounds? LOL ...

Anyhow, since I was in a stomach flu fog, I never got a chance to share this tidbit of good news ...

Dear tufano79,

CONGRATULATIONS! The Fanatic Fanfics Multifandom Awards would like to inform you that you have been nominated in the following categories:

1. Favorite Angst Fanfic - Buying Love
2. Favorite Comedy Fanfic - Surviving the Teenage Dream
3. Favorite Complete Fanfic - A Fresh Start
4. Favorite Complete Fanfic - Finding Love Through Music
5. Favorite Complete Fanfic -  Friends with Benefits
6. Favorite Complete Fanfic - Surviving the Teenage Dream
7. Favorite Complete Fanfic - The Next Chapter
8. Favorite One-shot Fanfic - High Seas
9. Favorite Romance Fanfic - A Nerd Story of Love
10. Favorite Romance Fanfic - Buying Love
11. Favorite Romance Fanfic - Figure Eight
12. Favorite Romance Fanfic - Friends with Benefits
13. Favorite Romance Fanfic - The Geek's Guide to Parenthood
14. Favorite Work-In-Progress Fanfic - Buying Love
15. Favorite Veteran Author

Voting will start on April 11, 2016. We will take votes for three weeks before closing on May 2, 2016.

Feel free to let your readers know about this event, and may the odds be ever in your favor.

-Fanatic Fanfics Multifandom Awards
 awards. fanaticfanfics. com

I was completely flummoxed when I got word that I was nominated for FIFTEEN different awards. So, whoever nominated me or my stories, thank you! It means more to me than words can say! With that being said, voting begins on APRIL 11, 2016 going to MAY 2, 2016. I'm up against some amazing authors and fabulous stories, most of which are some of my faves! Take the time to vote!

You can see the full list of nominees here: Multi Fandom Awards.

Hugs to all of you,
Josie 'Tufano79'

Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Excellent News!!

I got some great news earlier today. Caught in the Flames and Renovations have been nominated for fics of the month at TwiFanfictionRecs, completed in August. You can vote once per day for each day of September.

I'd appreciate any and all votes you'd be willing to give me so that Caught in the Flames or Renovations can be one of the top ten fics finished in August.

ALSO, don't forget that I will have a Christmas present for you with an outtake/futuretake about their third baby with Leah as their surrogate. Thank you to everyone who has read this story and supported me while I overcame the death of my mother, using writing as an outlet.

Additionally, don't forget that the second installment, Under Construction, will begin posting in January with an extended summary posted in two weeks along with the banner reveal. I will have a teaser for you before the end of the month, as well.

Thank you, also, for anyone who voted for Surviving the Teenage Dream. We came in fifth place! WOOT WOOT!! I appreciate everyone who took the time to vote for the third and final installment of the ANSOL series. It is bittersweet to mark this series as complete, but I have a strange sense of accomplishment with the the completion of the story. I've got some other stories in the works, including one that will begin posting in a couple of weeks. Thank you again! You are all so awesome! 

God bless you all and please vote here:

TwiFanfictionRecs

Love,

Josie 'Tufano79'

Friday, September 12, 2014

A Nerd Story of Love: Return of the Nerds Outtake




Twenty years ago, Edward Anthony Masen Cullen graduated from Bradley High School, valedictorian of his class. He vowed that he would never, ever return to that hateful, hellish school. His ten year high school reunion went by without so much as a peep.

Now, his twentieth high school reunion is just around the corner and Isabella Marie Higginbotham Cullen wanted a night out on the town. Having twins six months prior and a total four children under the age of seven? She needed some time to bond with her husband and a full-night’s sleep. Edward’s high school reunion sounded like the perfect forum to do that.

If only she could convince her husband that it was a good idea…

I've donated this one-shot for the Fandom Gives Back 4 Christy. If you are interested in reading more, please consider donating at this website: http://www.fgb4christy.blogspot.com/. A donation of $10 will get you this story along with stories by Sarge's Girls, SexyLexiCullen and many more!

Thanks to Mina Rivera for the amazing banner!!

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Return of the Nerds: an ANSOL Outtake Teaser

“I’m going to get the mail. I saw the truck by the neighbor’s,” Edward said as he kissed Bella’s cheek. She nodded, snuggling into his arms for a few moments. With a light smack to Bella’s behind, Edward strolled out of the house and down the driveway. The mail truck was pulling away from the mailbox. Reaching inside, Edward grabbed the pile of mail, varying from bills to advertisements.

Nestled in between a credit card bill and a Costco circular, Edward saw a white envelope with a handwritten address on it. The handwriting was obviously female with the frills and loops. Plucking the envelope out of the pile, he noticed an emblem on the corner.

Bradley High School: Home of the Fighting Mustangs!

Edward shuddered. High school…the bane of my existence. He wanted to just throw the letter into the trash, but he just jammed it back between the bills. High school was not something that Edward ever wanted to relive. He was stuffed in more lockers than he could count, teased relentlessly by his peers and by his own brother, and just downright miserable during those four years. His only solace was the fact that his grades ensured him admittance to any college of his choice and that he would never have to see the assholes he went to school with ever again.

He didn’t go to his ten year high school reunion. His pain from his daily torture was too close. Alice tried to convince him to go, but he bowed out. His twin sister showed him numerous pictures of how fun the reunion was and how much people had changed, physically and otherwise, but it didn’t interest him. Keeping up with his job and tweaking the software programs he created were his main goals in life before he met Bella.

Life exploded, in a good way, when he happened to chat with ‘ARomanticatHeart86’ about their mutual dislike of sampled music. It was the best decision of his life when he started talking with her and every great moment in his life came from being with Bella, his ‘romantic at heart.’ He shared his first everything with her. First hug with a girl that wasn’t his mother or sister, first kiss, first hand job, first blow job (followed by a concussion from falling out of a hot tub), and first time making love. Nothing else mattered before Bella. 
Certainly not the assholes he went to school with at Bradley High School.

“Anything good?” Bella asked from the kitchen. She was chopping veggies for a stir fry.

“Bills,” Edward snorted. “There’s a special at Costco for Diet Dr. Pepper.” He tossed the Costco circular on the counter.

“Oooh…we have to pick some up,” she said, swiping the ad and putting it on the counter with the grocery list. “Thanks, angel.” Bella rifled through the pile of mail, stopping at the envelope with the mustang logo on it. “What’s this?”

“Probably nothing,” Edward muttered, burying his head in the fridge, looking for anything to avoid the impending conversation.

“It’s your twentieth high school reunion,” Bella tittered. “Your class is buying some mustang statue for the courtyard and it’s being dedicated during the homecoming game. Not to mention, your reunion itself is at the W Chicago Lakeshore. We should go, Edward.”

He groaned inwardly. Edward would rather have a root canal without any sort of nerve blocking agent than go to the damn reunion. “I don’t think so, Bella. These are the people who showed me how much of a dork I was. High school was total hell for me. Why would I go back to a place that I try so hard to forget? You know?”

“To show them that you’re hot, smart and a gazillionaire,” she quipped, walking over to me and snaking her arms around my waist. “Those assholes you went to high school with only saw the exterior, Edward.”

“Bella, I was a hot mess when I was in high school. Thick, Coke bottle glasses, pleated khakis with button down shirts and ties, scrawny, bad, horrible acne, braces…the epitome of nerd,” Edward grumbled miserably. “It was a never ending nightmare. I can’t face those people and possibly relive their torment at this stupid reunion.”

“Angel, you are so much stronger than you give yourself credit for.” Bella walked over to her husband and ran her fingers up his muscled torso. “You are no longer that scrawny, glasses-wearing nerd with zits and a metal mouth. You are the CEO of a Fortune 500 company. You are a married father of four with a sexy wife.” Edward snorted out a laugh, kissing Bella softly at that. “You are amazing, baby. Every day, I find something else that I adore about you. We should go so you can show those hateful monsters that you are not the same man, same boy you were in high school.”

“I don’t know…” Edward trailed off.

“If anything, perhaps this can entice you? A weekend away?” Bella purred, her fingers finding his soft hair. “I love our children, but we need to reconnect. I know that I’ve been pushing you away. It’s because I’m dealing with my own insecurities with the baby weight.”

“Bella, you’re gorgeous,” Edward smiled, his arms wrapping around her slender waist and pulling her between his legs.

“Thank you, but I’m still feeling like a beached whale,” she quipped. “Felix has helped and I want a goal to work for. A weekend in the city, going to your high school homecoming football game, the dedication of the mustang and the reunion itself sounds like an achievable goal. And let’s not forget the real carrot…a night, in a hotel room, sans children, where we can fuck each other like bunny rabbits like old times.” Bella’s hand grazed his crotch, massaging his impressive, but flaccid cock. “I’ve missed this. I love our children. They are my world. I need you like the air I breathe.” Her lips found Edward’s earlobe, nibbling on it gently. “What do you say, angel?”


Whether it was the blood rushing from his head or the promise of a weekend of uninterrupted sleep, Edward choked out, “Sign me up.”


Do you want more? If you do, please donate for the compilation for Christy, who lost her husband this July to cancer. For a $10 donation or more, you will receive this outtake from the ANSOL series, along many others by authors like Edward's Eternal, Dishie, Sarge's Girls and SexyLexiCullen. Visit FandomGivesBack4Christy for more details. 

Monday, August 18, 2014

Fandom for Christy

In July, one of our very own lost her husband. Christy Pellicano's husband lost his brief but intense battle with cancer. It was shocking, to say the least. And Christy needs our help. I am donating a one-shot for a compilation for a fundraiser for Christy and her family.

Fandom For Christy

If you are willing to donate $10 or more, you will get a copy of the compilation which includes many authors contributing to the cause. There is donation information on the site, but the fundraiser ends at 9pm (EST) on Tuesday, September 30th.

Here is a brief summary of the one-shot I'm submitting for the compilation...

Twenty Years Later: Return of the Nerds 
An ANSOL Outtake

On a seemingly sunny day in late August, Edward was checking his mail. Anything to get him out of the house, away from the colicky, puking twins. They were six months old and had thrown up on every solid surface in the house. Plus, some not so solid surfaces.

Kyra took six baths...

Tucked in between the cable bill and a circular for Costco was a nondescript envelope, emblazoned with the red and black logo of Edward's alma mater, Bradley High School. The Fighting Mustangs. He wrinkled his nose, hiding the envelope. He knew what it was. Edward wanted to avoid it. At all costs.

His twentieth high school reunion.

He hated the assholes he went to school with in high school. Why would he want to see them now?

Sneaking back inside, Bella, Edward's wife of nearly eight years, handed him a squirming bundle of his youngest son, Masen Anthony Cullen. Praying she wouldn't ask for the mail, he tossed the pile into his office. The rest of the day passed, Edward had to change shirts twice and Bella was at her wit's end. After they put the twins and their two other children, Owen and Kyra, to bed, Bella was rifling through their mail.

The Bradley envelope tumbled onto the ground. Bella picked it up, opening it eagerly. With a hopeful smile, Bella gushed, "We should go. We need a night out on the town."

Not able to say no to his wife, Edward nodded but nightmares of his hellish high school past flashed in his brain. Would his classmates still see him as this epic nerd or finally accept him as the genius he was? Looking at his wife, Edward knew the answer...and he couldn't wait to rub their faces into it.




Tuesday, July 15, 2014

A Nerd Story of Love...Complete...

A Nerd Story of Love  is complete on all platforms.





Geekward and Nerdella...two lost souls who just want love and to be loved. ExB, AH






Chapter One: Edward: A Brief History
Chicago: Wheatlander Elementary School Fourth Grade: 1990
"Four eyes! Four eyes! You are a four eyes!" children taunted.
"Ooooh, look behind the glasses. His eyes are freaky!" a short girl with pigtails pointed.
"His shoes don't match!"
"Freak!"
"Loser!"
"Nerd!"
"Nerd! Nerd! Nerd!" they chanted. He groaned and curled up tighter in a ball. He felt tears begin to fall down his cheeks and he wanted to hide. Run away. Never see these hateful children again. Why do they tease me? He wondered.
"Leave my TWIN alone you miserable brats," a forceful voice yelled. The cowering boy looked up and saw his pint-sized twin run up to the mass of huddled children. "What has he done to you? Stolen your lunch money? Given you a wedgie? WHAT?"
"He looked at me funny. His eyes are weird," a burley boy said as he scowled.
"And you're fat. Go away."
The kids grumbled and began heading away from the twins. They resumed their play on the playground. The small girl turned to her brother. "Edward?" she whispered as she put her hand on his shoulder. He sobbed and pulled away. "Twin? What happened?"
"Leave me alone, Alice," he groaned. "I just want to disappear." He looked up at his sister, gazing into her hazel eyes. Alice was so pretty compared to him. Tiny, like a doll. Long black hair and porcelain skin. She looked like an elf and moved like one too. It was amazing that she and Edward shared a womb.
Edward wiped his nose with the back of his sleeve and got up. His tall, lanky frame was awkward for a fourth grader. He had his growth spurt early and that prompted more teasing. Alice watched her twin warily. His bronze hair sticking up in irregular tufts. His topaz eyes were filled with tears and red-rimmed behind his thick glasses. The only trait the two of them shared was their porcelain skin. "I don't want you to disappear, Older," Alice said as she linked her arm with her older brother. Older brother by three minutes. "I love you."
"I love you, too, Younger," Edward grumbled. "Why do they tease me?"
"Because they're assholes," Alice replied.
"Alice. Mom'll kill you if she heard you say that," Edward hissed.
"Admit it, it's true."
"It is, but that doesn't mean you should say it."
"They tease what they don't understand. You're so smart, Edward. I mean calculus? We're nine."
"I can't help it that I understand math and science," he shrugged. "That doesn't mean I don't have feelings."
"And Edward, your shoes don't match," Alice giggled. "Get dressed without the glasses?"
Edward scowled at his sister and began to stomp away. Alice latched onto his arm and pulled him back. "I'm sorry, Older. You are so serious."
"Am not."
"Are to."
"Am not," Edward said as he arched a brow over his thick glasses.
"When was the last time you ran around and acted silly?"
"I've never run around and acted silly. I can't breathe when I run. Asthma," Edward said as he rolled his eyes. "I'd rather read or play on the computer."
"Or play your stupid piano."
"I'm good at it."
"Edward, you act like you're 107 years old. We're NINE. When we get home, play with Emmett. Perhaps have him teach you how to throw a baseball," Alice suggested.
Five hours, two bloody rags and one pair of broken glasses later, Edward was safely ensconced in his bedroom. Doped up on pain killers for his broken nose that his older brother, Emmett, had caused. Emmett did not like his younger brother. Too skinny. Too much a mama's boy. Too much of a pansy. He started his throws as soft gentle lobs. But he increasingly built up his strength and speed of his throws. Edward had a hard time with depth perception and didn't realize until too late that the ball that Emmett had thrown was so close to his face. He fell to the ground with a resounding thud and blood starting spurting out his nose.
Esme, Edward and Emmett's mother, saw the whole event unfold. She screamed at Emmett to go to his room and cradled her unconscious son in her arms. When Edward came to, Esme took Edward to the emergency room to get his nose set. His topaz eyes were glazed over and he was already beginning to bruise.
Suffice it to say, that was the last time Edward played catch.

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Puppy Love ~ One Shot Donation for the Fandom for Animals

"I wanted to make love to you, my Bella,” he said, caressing her slightly flushed cheek. “Besides, our time is usually so filled with our children that the morning is really the only time to do so.”

“But at 5:24 in the morning?” Bella giggled.

“Okay, that was a bit much, but you weren’t complaining,” Edward smirked. Then, he wrinkled his 
nose. He sneezed so loudly that the bed shook. “Oooh, bless me.”

“You okay?” Bella asked, her brow furrowing.

“It’s probably allergies, gorgeous,” he sniffled as he sneezed four more times. “Really bad allergies.”

Bella got up from the bed, pulling on her panties before scampering to their shared bathroom. Edward’s sneezing increased in intensity and volume. She quickly cleaned the aftermath of their lovemaking and grabbed some Benadryl. She handed Edward the pill and he wrinkled his nose. “No, Bella. That knocks me out. I’ve got a Skype meeting with Seattle PD and I’ve got to be coherent.”

“What causes allergies like this, angel?” Bella asked, her brows furrowing.

“Anything airborne. However, I only ever sneezed this badly when Jasper brought home a cat for a day when we were in college. I’m highly allergic to pet dander,” Edward said.

“We don’t have any pets. We have children,” Bella snickered.

“They count as pets, don’t they?” Edward smirked before sneezing again. “Okay, I’m going to shower and then I’ll run to the store to pick up some Zyrtec. I can take that and still manage to be a functional member of society. Though, I may be allergic to our children.”

“What did you do with the cat?” Bella asked, arching her brow.

“Gave it to the neighbor across the hall who was a crazy cat lady,” Edward replied.

“We can’t pawn off our four children onto our neighbors,” Bella giggled.

“We do pawn them off to grandparents,” Edward laughed, waggling his brows. “Maybe they can have some grandparent time this weekend.”

“Insatiable, Cullen.”

“Only for you, gorgeous,” he smirked, swaggering to the bathroom, displaying his fine behind. Then, he sneezed, smashing his head on the edge of the dresser. He collapsed to the floor, groaning.

“EDWARD!”

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Do you want more? You know you do...If you want to find out why Edward was sneezing and what happened prior to that little tidbit of goodness, visit the following link and donate to help out the creatures who can't talk...animals. Click the following link for more teasers, information on how to donate, and the list of other authors, banner makers and betas donating their time and talents for this cause.


The compilation will be sent out, if you donate money, in early September. Help out the innocents who can't speak for themselves and who typically receive the harshest treatment. 


Thursday, November 3, 2011

ANSOL Outtake

Attack of the Killer Lube

As always, I own none of this. I am not Stephenie Meyer. Never will be. I just love to borrow her delicious characters and make them have sex, talk dirty and yeah, do pervy things. Also, I want to give huge shoutout to Mrs. Bella Masen, who is my wonderful beta. She makes my writing not suck. Tee hee

This Outtake for ANSOL is for 'Mostly a Lurker' who needs to raise funds for a new service dog, Leo. I hope that everyone will donate their money and/or time for her plight. If you have any questions, I have a post in my fanfic profile. I wish you the best of luck, girl! You're in my prayers!

Attack of the Killer Lube…It's Coming to GET YOU!

EPOV

"Edward Anthony Masen Cullen! I'm seriously going to kick your lily white ass," Bella growled.
"Put the damn seat down!"

"I did!" I barked. Bella stomped into the family room, glaring at me. Her slight baby bump was jutting between her hips and she never looked sexier.

God, I love this woman.

Focus, Cullen!

"I swear, gorgeous," I said, batting my eyes at my wife.

"Okay, who left up the seat, then? The toilet fairy?" Bella asked, arching her brow. "Cornish pixies that want me to fall into the toilet? Huh?"

"Maybe Ricky or Johnny," I offered. "I haven't even been in the bathroom since I got home from work."

Bella snarled and went clomping toward the loft apartment we had above the garage for our two bodyguards. I hopped up and ran off behind my wife. I stopped her, wrapping my arms around her waist. "Bella, I know that you are pissed about the toilet seat, but don't yell at them. They are protecting us from…"

"I know, I know," she sighed. "Can you please talk to them? If I see the seat left up, AGAIN, I will seriously cut one of their dicks off."

Ahhh, dirty, snarky Bella is out to play. Pregnancy hormones make her something else…can we please have some fun between the sheets?

I'm really turning into Jasper and adopting his sexual deviant tendencies. What the hell!