Showing posts with label outtake. Show all posts
Showing posts with label outtake. Show all posts

Friday, September 12, 2014

A Nerd Story of Love: Return of the Nerds Outtake




Twenty years ago, Edward Anthony Masen Cullen graduated from Bradley High School, valedictorian of his class. He vowed that he would never, ever return to that hateful, hellish school. His ten year high school reunion went by without so much as a peep.

Now, his twentieth high school reunion is just around the corner and Isabella Marie Higginbotham Cullen wanted a night out on the town. Having twins six months prior and a total four children under the age of seven? She needed some time to bond with her husband and a full-night’s sleep. Edward’s high school reunion sounded like the perfect forum to do that.

If only she could convince her husband that it was a good idea…

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Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Return of the Nerds: an ANSOL Outtake Teaser

“I’m going to get the mail. I saw the truck by the neighbor’s,” Edward said as he kissed Bella’s cheek. She nodded, snuggling into his arms for a few moments. With a light smack to Bella’s behind, Edward strolled out of the house and down the driveway. The mail truck was pulling away from the mailbox. Reaching inside, Edward grabbed the pile of mail, varying from bills to advertisements.

Nestled in between a credit card bill and a Costco circular, Edward saw a white envelope with a handwritten address on it. The handwriting was obviously female with the frills and loops. Plucking the envelope out of the pile, he noticed an emblem on the corner.

Bradley High School: Home of the Fighting Mustangs!

Edward shuddered. High school…the bane of my existence. He wanted to just throw the letter into the trash, but he just jammed it back between the bills. High school was not something that Edward ever wanted to relive. He was stuffed in more lockers than he could count, teased relentlessly by his peers and by his own brother, and just downright miserable during those four years. His only solace was the fact that his grades ensured him admittance to any college of his choice and that he would never have to see the assholes he went to school with ever again.

He didn’t go to his ten year high school reunion. His pain from his daily torture was too close. Alice tried to convince him to go, but he bowed out. His twin sister showed him numerous pictures of how fun the reunion was and how much people had changed, physically and otherwise, but it didn’t interest him. Keeping up with his job and tweaking the software programs he created were his main goals in life before he met Bella.

Life exploded, in a good way, when he happened to chat with ‘ARomanticatHeart86’ about their mutual dislike of sampled music. It was the best decision of his life when he started talking with her and every great moment in his life came from being with Bella, his ‘romantic at heart.’ He shared his first everything with her. First hug with a girl that wasn’t his mother or sister, first kiss, first hand job, first blow job (followed by a concussion from falling out of a hot tub), and first time making love. Nothing else mattered before Bella. 
Certainly not the assholes he went to school with at Bradley High School.

“Anything good?” Bella asked from the kitchen. She was chopping veggies for a stir fry.

“Bills,” Edward snorted. “There’s a special at Costco for Diet Dr. Pepper.” He tossed the Costco circular on the counter.

“Oooh…we have to pick some up,” she said, swiping the ad and putting it on the counter with the grocery list. “Thanks, angel.” Bella rifled through the pile of mail, stopping at the envelope with the mustang logo on it. “What’s this?”

“Probably nothing,” Edward muttered, burying his head in the fridge, looking for anything to avoid the impending conversation.

“It’s your twentieth high school reunion,” Bella tittered. “Your class is buying some mustang statue for the courtyard and it’s being dedicated during the homecoming game. Not to mention, your reunion itself is at the W Chicago Lakeshore. We should go, Edward.”

He groaned inwardly. Edward would rather have a root canal without any sort of nerve blocking agent than go to the damn reunion. “I don’t think so, Bella. These are the people who showed me how much of a dork I was. High school was total hell for me. Why would I go back to a place that I try so hard to forget? You know?”

“To show them that you’re hot, smart and a gazillionaire,” she quipped, walking over to me and snaking her arms around my waist. “Those assholes you went to high school with only saw the exterior, Edward.”

“Bella, I was a hot mess when I was in high school. Thick, Coke bottle glasses, pleated khakis with button down shirts and ties, scrawny, bad, horrible acne, braces…the epitome of nerd,” Edward grumbled miserably. “It was a never ending nightmare. I can’t face those people and possibly relive their torment at this stupid reunion.”

“Angel, you are so much stronger than you give yourself credit for.” Bella walked over to her husband and ran her fingers up his muscled torso. “You are no longer that scrawny, glasses-wearing nerd with zits and a metal mouth. You are the CEO of a Fortune 500 company. You are a married father of four with a sexy wife.” Edward snorted out a laugh, kissing Bella softly at that. “You are amazing, baby. Every day, I find something else that I adore about you. We should go so you can show those hateful monsters that you are not the same man, same boy you were in high school.”

“I don’t know…” Edward trailed off.

“If anything, perhaps this can entice you? A weekend away?” Bella purred, her fingers finding his soft hair. “I love our children, but we need to reconnect. I know that I’ve been pushing you away. It’s because I’m dealing with my own insecurities with the baby weight.”

“Bella, you’re gorgeous,” Edward smiled, his arms wrapping around her slender waist and pulling her between his legs.

“Thank you, but I’m still feeling like a beached whale,” she quipped. “Felix has helped and I want a goal to work for. A weekend in the city, going to your high school homecoming football game, the dedication of the mustang and the reunion itself sounds like an achievable goal. And let’s not forget the real carrot…a night, in a hotel room, sans children, where we can fuck each other like bunny rabbits like old times.” Bella’s hand grazed his crotch, massaging his impressive, but flaccid cock. “I’ve missed this. I love our children. They are my world. I need you like the air I breathe.” Her lips found Edward’s earlobe, nibbling on it gently. “What do you say, angel?”


Whether it was the blood rushing from his head or the promise of a weekend of uninterrupted sleep, Edward choked out, “Sign me up.”


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Monday, August 18, 2014

Fandom for Christy

In July, one of our very own lost her husband. Christy Pellicano's husband lost his brief but intense battle with cancer. It was shocking, to say the least. And Christy needs our help. I am donating a one-shot for a compilation for a fundraiser for Christy and her family.

Fandom For Christy

If you are willing to donate $10 or more, you will get a copy of the compilation which includes many authors contributing to the cause. There is donation information on the site, but the fundraiser ends at 9pm (EST) on Tuesday, September 30th.

Here is a brief summary of the one-shot I'm submitting for the compilation...

Twenty Years Later: Return of the Nerds 
An ANSOL Outtake

On a seemingly sunny day in late August, Edward was checking his mail. Anything to get him out of the house, away from the colicky, puking twins. They were six months old and had thrown up on every solid surface in the house. Plus, some not so solid surfaces.

Kyra took six baths...

Tucked in between the cable bill and a circular for Costco was a nondescript envelope, emblazoned with the red and black logo of Edward's alma mater, Bradley High School. The Fighting Mustangs. He wrinkled his nose, hiding the envelope. He knew what it was. Edward wanted to avoid it. At all costs.

His twentieth high school reunion.

He hated the assholes he went to school with in high school. Why would he want to see them now?

Sneaking back inside, Bella, Edward's wife of nearly eight years, handed him a squirming bundle of his youngest son, Masen Anthony Cullen. Praying she wouldn't ask for the mail, he tossed the pile into his office. The rest of the day passed, Edward had to change shirts twice and Bella was at her wit's end. After they put the twins and their two other children, Owen and Kyra, to bed, Bella was rifling through their mail.

The Bradley envelope tumbled onto the ground. Bella picked it up, opening it eagerly. With a hopeful smile, Bella gushed, "We should go. We need a night out on the town."

Not able to say no to his wife, Edward nodded but nightmares of his hellish high school past flashed in his brain. Would his classmates still see him as this epic nerd or finally accept him as the genius he was? Looking at his wife, Edward knew the answer...and he couldn't wait to rub their faces into it.