Witch Way on AO3
“Alice, this dress is horrendous,” I grumbled. “Why couldn’t
you get married in Vegas like me?”
“Because, I want to have the big white wedding. Besides, my
MOH, it’s payback for not being able to plan your wedding,” Alice said
mischievously.
“What the hell is a moe?” I asked.
“MOH, M-O-H, Matron of Honor,” Alice explained with a wave
her hand. “You’re my best friend and so it makes sense for you to be my MOH.
Edward is Jasper’s Best Man.”
“Does Rose have to wear this monstrosity?” I asked. “It’s
pink.”
“No, it’s magenta,” Alice chided. “And yes, Rose has to wear
it. So does Esme.”
Edward, you are so
lucky…you just get to wear a tuxedo, I grumbled to my husband who was next
door getting fitted for his tuxedo.
True, but Alice is
making us wear pink vests, he
chortled. We really had the right idea
about eloping.
“Yes, we did,” I said. “Alice, come on.”
“Shut it, Swan,” she chided. “Tomorrow, I’m going to be
officially Jasper’s wife. I need my MOH to be on her ‘a-game.’ Have you hunted
recently? You’re cranky.”
“It’s been awhile,” I grumbled. “After we finish with the
fitting, I’ll take Edward and go. I’ve always wanted to see Wisconsin.”
“It’s flat,” Alice snickered. “Okay, you’re done. This dress
will fit you like a glove tomorrow. You need to make sure that you are alright
since you’re shielding all of us for the ceremony. It’s supposed to be sunny. I
don’t want your dad and his girlfriend
to be blinded by our sparkling skin.”
“Yeah, yeah. I’ll have some carnivores,” I chuckled. “Can I
put on normal clothes now?”
“Yes, you PITA,” Alice said flatly.
“I’m so not a pain in the ass,” I retorted.
Yes, you are,
Alice thought mentally. “Go feed, brat.”
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