TOTGA Chapter 17 Update on FFn
TOTGA Chapter 17 Update on TWCS
*I'm not updating on FicPad since their security certificate expired and I do not want to open up my computer to hackers and people who can clone credit card numbers. Once they fix the problem, I'll update the story on FicPad. For now, it's on AO3, TWCS and FFn. Enjoy!*
To: Tanya Denali-Cullen
From: Lauren Mallory
Date: February 16th,
2016
Re: Reunion
Hey Tanya,
I hope you’re enjoying
Barbados with Reynold. That was probably more exciting than the high school
reunion. Talk about a dud. Only half of the people who said they were going to
come showed up. The ones that did come were LAAAAAME! All of the nerds came and it was so boring. I had to talk to Eric
Yorkie all night.
The dude’s face has
not cleared up. At all. We’re pushing thirty and you still have a pizza face?
Yuck.
Anyway, some high
points were mainly at the basketball game. I ran into Tyler Crowley, who
couldn’t come to the reunion itself. We exchanged numbers and perhaps something
will come of that. You fucked him, right? Is he good in bed? Also, the
administration loved our class gift that we purchased, though it was
anticlimactic since the presentation would have been better on the football
field.
Stupid hurricane,
ruining all our fun.
Oh! And I saved the
best for last. Your ex-husband was there. Why did you dump him? Edward Cullen
is one fine piece of ass. That jaw, those lips, his eyes. Hmmmm, I would have
sidled up to him if it weren’t for Smella Swan. She was all over him like a
cheap suit. Edward and Smella? That is a match made in hell. What does he see in
her? She’s ugly, plain and probably still smells. And from what I could see,
they were too busy sucking face to enjoy the actual reunion. I think they even
fucked each other! Bella pulled out a hotel key from Edward’s pocket and they
left, going into the hotel.
I’m sorry about the
abysmal news. Call me when you get back to Tampa. I feel like we need to have
skinny margaritas and have an old-fashion bitch fest.
Don’t break Reynold …
he’s older than dirt and you need him for his money. Give him my love and if
you want to get me a present, I’m a size two and like sparkly things.
Beverly Hills Kisses,
Lauren
Reynold, Tanya's sugar daddy
Tanya Denali-Cullen
Barbados Villa
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