Chapter Twenty-Three on AO3
Chapter Twenty-Three on TWCS
Edward has been acting weird lately. He won’t look me in the eye and he’s acting so guilty. I’ve tried to talk to him but he kisses me and makes me forget what I wanted to say with lots of orgasms. I’m determined, today, to find out why he’s been trying to kill me with his platinum tongue.
So I’m going to ambush him.
In the bathroom.
Not while he’s taking a dump or anything. My man is quite noxious when he does, though. Ewwww…must invest in lots and lots of air freshener.And candles…Yankee Candle is having their Semi-Annual clearance. Fluffy Towels is a great scent. Put it on the to-do list.
I digress. Edward’s in the shower and I’m going finally confront him about his odd behavior.
Quietly, I slid into the bathroom and hopped up on the counter after I got back from an overnight shift that I covered for Ben, who caught Angela’s summer cold. Edward was humming quietly while he was washing his hair. He was wiggling his butt to the beat in his head. He rinsed his hair and turned off the water. Turning around, he swiped a towel from the bar and rubbed it over his wet hair. I folded my legs underneath me and waited patiently. He opened the shower door and stepped out. He was wrapping the towel around his waist when I decided to pounce.
“Are you ever going to tell me why you’re being weird?” I asked.
Edward screamed, dropping his towel onto the ground. “Holy FUCK! Bella, you scared the shit out of me!” he squealed.
“I highly doubt that since the room doesn’t smell like a toxic waste dump,” I giggled. He rolled his eyes, wrapping the towel back around his waist.
Floral bouquet from Edward
Lunch with Jasper, Bella and Edward
Garrett's Condo building
Lobby
Dining Room
Master Bathroom
Guest Bathroom
Guest Bedroom
Kitchen
Master Bedroom
Living Room
Bella and Edward - Housewarming
Edward's present to Bella
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