“And you do make me happy,” Esme said as she walked up to him, holding him tightly. “You showed me what unconditional love is. I’ll forever be grateful, Carlisle. You saved me. I love you, so much.”
“I love you, too,” Carlisle murmured as he kissed her softly on the lips. A low rumbling growl emanated from Carlisle’s chest and he picked up Esme, darting away from us.
“Dude, they are so going to have sex,” Kate snorted.
“Really, you think?” Edward snarked. “They deserve it. I’ve never seen one man so devoted to his woman.”
“Edward, look in the damn mirror,” Garrett teased. “You would give you left nut for Bella.”
“Okay, besides me,” he laughed. I want to follow Carlisle’s lead and take you upstairs to make love to you, Isabella.
“Fuck, with the lusty vibes,” Jasper growled. “Go find a tree and fuck against it.”
“Do I need to hurt you?” Edward deadpanned. “Remember, I’m a newborn and can now epically kick your southern ass. I’ve been trained in strong Kung Fu.”
“Don’t you dare touch my Jazzy,” Alice said. Her eyes were narrowed at my husband. “I see a vision of you two fighting and it not ending well for either one of you. Jasper loses a leg and Edward, you lose something else. In the nether regions.”
Edward cupped his dick, swallowing compulsively.
“Much better,” Alice chirped. “No more fight.”
“Alice, don’t threaten my husband’s manhood,” I chided. “It’s not nice. Besides, there was no vision of a fight. You’re bullshitting us.”
Alice glowered at me, sticking out her tongue. “You suck, Bella. Freaking mind reader.”
“Why couldn’t I see that?” Edward frowned.
“I’m blocking you,” I said. “Sorry.” I lifted my shield off him and he was able to see what I saw. He glared at Alice, who just smiled sweetly at him. Her smile faltered as Edward arched a brow.
“Ugh, fine,” Alice grumbled.
“Excellent,” Edward said. “Tomorrow night, Alice. Payback for being just downright cruel.”
“What’s tomorrow night?” I asked.
“You’ll see,” Edward said cryptically. His mind was a mess of binary code and showtunes being sung in Hebrew. I scowled at my husband as he did his own little sweet smile, kissing my nose. He and Alice were so in cahoots with each other. But what are they planning?