“Okay, boys,” Emmett
smiled. “It’s time.”
“Time for what?”
Jasper asked.
“Time for me to choose
my best man,” Emmett smirked. “Both of you are my best friends.”
“Emmett, we just met
a few months ago,” I snorted.
“So? I love you like
a brother, Eddie,” Emmett said as he ruffled my hair. I batted him away, scowling
at my nickname that I abhorred. “Oh, stop pouting.”
“Don’t call me
Eddie. DO you want a toe pick shoved up your ass?” I asked.
“Not really. No,” he
said seriously. “That would hurt the bunghole. Compromise the greatness of my
shits.”
“Emmett, that is
disgusting,” Jasper squeaked. “Please tell me that you’re not going to say that
you piss excellence?”
“I do. Gotta love
Ricky Bobby,” Emmett said conspiratorially. “Anyhow, back to my decision. I’d
love to have both of you as groomsmen.”
“Do we have to wear
tuxedos?” Jasper glowered.
“If Rosie has
anything to say about it? Yes,” Emmett said, arching a bushy brow. “Sorry,
Hick-boy.”
“Fuck,” Jasper
pouted. “I hate wearing suits. Why can’t you have a destination wedding and we
can wear shorts?”
“Oh, I’ll have to
ask Rosie about that,” Emmett crooned. “Getting married in Hawaii sounds
perfect.” Emmett phone chirps. “How in the hell does she do that?” He handed
Jasper his phone, who let out a guffawing laugh.
“What?”
“Alice in her
infinite wisdom texted Emmett and said ‘no’ to a destination wedding,” Jasper
snorted.
“Why? It’s Emmett
and Rose’s wedding,” I said. “If they want a destination wedding, it’s their
decision, right?”
“In theory,” Emmett
said. “You will learn quickly that you will never question the fairy. She’s
freaky scary. Like, she can make me piss my pants with one glare. I don’t know
how Jasper handles her and why he hasn’t proposed?”
“And gotten away
with it?” I bellowed. “Why haven’t you proposed, Jas?”
“I love my Ali, but
I’m scared. She’s the one for me but marriage changes people.”
“Marriage isn’t the
only thing that changes things, Jas,” Emmett said. “You’ve been with Alice as
long as I can remember. Besides, Carlisle definitely wants some grandbabies.”
“That’s one of the many changes that scare me,”
Jasper blanched.
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