Birthday Surprise on AO3
Birthday Surprise on TWCS
“One final question,” Charlie said, tenting his hands. “You straight?”
“Good, because I don’t want a repeat of the last wedding.”
“DADDY!” I shrieked. Some restaurant patrons glared at me. “Stop it!”
“What? It’s a valid question,” Charlie said, giving me a pointed look. “Edward is very pretty and…”
“Pretty?” I choked. “Edward, I’m so sorry. You’re not pretty.”
“I’m offended,” he smirked.
“Shut up. You’re handsome, gorgeous, ruggedly doable,” I sputtered out. “Not pretty. What does that have to do with anything, Dad?”
“Tyler was pretty. Tyler was gay,” Charlie said, arching a brow.
“Tyler had more beauty products than a drag queen,” I deadpanned. “Edward, how many beauty products do you have?”
“I don’t own any beauty products,” he chuckled. “I have some hair gel, cologne, aftershave and shaving cream. That’s it.”
“Tyler had a skin care regime, Daddy. He went for a facial every week. He had manicures and pedicures and waxed his eyebrows. Do these brows look waxed to you?” I shoved Edward’s face toward my dad.
Flowers on actual birthday
Bella's birthday purse
Bella's new camera
Alki Beach Flowers
Edward's new car