“Yuck, nasty floor germs. I’m so showering when we get back
to the hotel. Blech!” Edward smirked and bent down, picking me up in his arms. “Edward!
Put me down!”
“You don’t want nasty floor germs,” he said, staring at me. “Problem
solved. But am I taking you back into the club or back to the hotel?”
“What about everyone else?” I countered. “Maybe they want to
stay. Plus, I have to get my purse before we go.” I wiggled in his arms. “I can
walk, Edward. Jacob grabbed my arm. Not my foot.”
“I don’t want your feet to be attacked by those nasty floor
germs,” he quipped.
“Put me down, Cullen,” I said. He sighed and gently placed
me on the ground. “But, I do want to go.”
“Okay, gorgeous,” he said, brushing my hair away from face. “We’ll
go.” He took my hand and we walked back into the smoky club. Alice was singing
the ‘Barney’ song in French, while dancing around Jasper. Rose was laughing
hysterically as she filmed it on her phone. “Guys, we’re going to go and from
the looks of my sister, she needs to go too.”
“I told you,” Jasper said as he scooped up Alice, flinging
her over his shoulder.
“Alice is hysterical when she’s drunk,” Rose snickered,
smacking Emmett’s shoulder. “Come on, baby. Let’s go back to the hotel and
fuck.”
“Do they know?” I asked Emmett.
“They are blitzed,” Emmett sighed. “We could tell them that
Edward was a girl with a tattoo of a purple two-headed cow on his left ass
cheek and they’ll believe it.”
“Edward has a tattoo?” Alice chirped from Jasper’s shoulder.
“Where? I wanna see!”
“It’s not for public view, Sprite,” Edward said blandly. “Emmett,
did you call the limo?”
“He’s waiting outside,” Emmett said. We gathered our stuff
and headed out of the club. Edward never let go of my hand, even twining his
fingers with mine as we walked to the stretch limo. Inside, he held me to his
side. I actually cuddled next to him.
“Do you really have a tattoo?” I asked quietly. He nodded,
giving me a tiny smile. “Can I see it?”
“Possibly,” he chuckled. “It truly isn’t for public view.”
“Is it on your wang?” I teased.
“No,” he snorted. “It’s on my hip. Very low on my hip, close
to my wang.”
“”What is it?”
“A dragon. I got it when I was with her,” he said, frowning
slightly. “She said that tattoos were hot on guys. So, I sat through two hours
of agony for her and I have a dragon on my hip that I stubbornly refuse to
remove because it hurt going on and I’ve heard that it hurts more coming off.
Do you have any tattoos?”
Damn..... That Tattoo is hot where it's placed..
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