The one thing that was troublesome was Alice. I understand
that she was going through a difficult time, but she wouldn’t hold or bond with
Kyra. Alice stayed a few feet away from her niece, eyeing her warily. Jasper
had finally warmed up to Kyra and was actually a doting uncle. He loved Kyra.
Jas spoiled her as often as he could, bringing her a new outfit or toy.
“Bellini!” Rose called as she came into my home. “Is gas
normal when you’re pregnant?”
“Hello, Rosalie. I’m fine, thanks for asking,” I snickered
as I watched her waddle into the kitchen. Kyra was in her swing, playing with
some toys.
“Hi, Bella,” she said dryly. “Seriously, gas?”
“Feeling flatulent, Rosalie?”I asked, arching a brow.
“My ass is on fire, Bellini. Tim refuses to sleep with me
because it’s apparently the worst while I’m sleeping,” she pouted. “It’s so
gross.” With a grimace, Rose farted loudly and let out a sigh of relief.
“That’s foul, Rose,” I said.
“And they’re smelly,” Rose said, wrinkling her nose. With a
flourish, she waved her hand, sending her stench in my direction. I threw a
towel at her which she batted away.
OMG! That is too fucking funny!
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